Music From Windows 98

Windows Music

Diz Nuts

Skull Fuck

Badass Downhill Cruisin

I quote:
"I have seen insanity and it happens on the streets of Valparaiso, Chile. The Valparaiso Cerro Abajo Race is a legendary urban bike race and is more extreme than skydiving out of an exploding F-18 piloted by Charlie Sheen - while chugging a 2 liter of Mountain Dew. The rider must brave jumps, stray dogs, and flights of stairs along the steep downhill path. The first person perspective provided by the excellent helmet cam lets us take in every glorious and frightening detail. Do yourself a favor and watch this one in full screen mode."

Charlie Sheen

Let's Fuck

Black People

A One Word Each Story Mirek and I Wrote in Antiquity

Once, _ Twice, said poop. Who ate the pig fat? The 14 little slugs replied: I (we) have not jizzed, but we have shat. "What?" said the rectangle pig. "I thought you shat when you jizzed." "well" farted the tarantula aka Bruce the Great Slug, "I consider jizzing somewhat rapidly shating-but this is slow. How the crocodile knew I dont eat out [Insects don't fly] is rather peculiar considering he ate out an octopussy insect. Four times." "Well", answered squirmy pig, "Penises are rarely bad."

THE beginning of fourty endings.