November 14, 2011

Nightmares Haunted House in Canada

Photo stream catching people right at the peak of their terror. Funny as shit dudes. Can't stop laughing at some of these photos!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nightmaresfearfactory/

August 18, 2011

Drugs online, my friends



The future is here. Not sure how long this will be around (it's actually been around for a while but is getting some publicity now). But for now - you can buy drugs online anonymously. Fuck yea.Do some googleing.
Here's a high profile article about it
Wiki entry here

Baby Monkey, Baby Monkey!

August 7, 2011

July 6, 2011

Rock Paper Scissors

Remember all those times we played rock paper scissors to decide who gets whatever awesome thing there was only one of? The intensity with which we thought about each move, each thinking of ourselves as having an obviously had a much-better-then-random track record?

Well, here's an AI program that thinks the same thing. They trained it on a shit-load of people, and it tries to learn your tendencies. You're supposed to go to 20. First go: tied at 10 wins / 5 ties / 10 wins. Bring it.

Get pwned by the computer

June 15, 2011

May 16, 2011

Made the Oregon Live Bitches!

Danny and I entered the two person Kayaking event on the Upper Clackamas last weekend! Fucking sweet!

http://videos.oregonlive.com/oregonian/2011/05/28th_annual_upper_clackamas_wh.html

May 5, 2011

Huge Rope Swing Backflip

I can't wait for summer!

http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/cool/99-foot-rope-swing.html

April 30, 2011

I love shoes!

Today I got a message from facebook from a random ass girl from highschool asking me if I work for ZAAG. I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about. So I get this link.

ZAAG

It's from some random extras only thing I did close to 7 years ago, so fuckin random. I'm no customer... liars!

I'm thinking I should grow my hair back out, no?

April 27, 2011

How Beer Saved The World on Discovery Channel

Possibly one of the worst stringing together of facts to support one of the awesomest claims ever.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

April 25, 2011

Starting Avalanche And Skiing It.

Click on this link then scroll down and watch the go pro video. The ending is hilarious when the frenchie starts freaking out!

http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/04/25/video-skiers-cause-avalanche-avoid-it-record-it/

April 24, 2011

April 14, 2011

WOMP

Brothers, I challenge you.

Smoke a fat bowl of pot.

Get high.

Put on your headphones.

Watch this song.

Make it through the whole thing.

No stopping.

And trip balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD4M12cFNgc

March 15, 2011

March 7, 2011

Badass Downhill Cruisin



I quote:
"I have seen insanity and it happens on the streets of Valparaiso, Chile. The Valparaiso Cerro Abajo Race is a legendary urban bike race and is more extreme than skydiving out of an exploding F-18 piloted by Charlie Sheen - while chugging a 2 liter of Mountain Dew. The rider must brave jumps, stray dogs, and flights of stairs along the steep downhill path. The first person perspective provided by the excellent helmet cam lets us take in every glorious and frightening detail. Do yourself a favor and watch this one in full screen mode."

February 26, 2011

A One Word Each Story Mirek and I Wrote in Antiquity

Once, _ Twice, said poop. Who ate the pig fat? The 14 little slugs replied: I (we) have not jizzed, but we have shat. "What?" said the rectangle pig. "I thought you shat when you jizzed." "well" farted the tarantula aka Bruce the Great Slug, "I consider jizzing somewhat rapidly shating-but this is slow. How the crocodile knew I dont eat out [Insects don't fly] is rather peculiar considering he ate out an octopussy insect. Four times." "Well", answered squirmy pig, "Penises are rarely bad."

THE beginning of fourty endings.

Fat Girl Super Into Karate

January 24, 2011

Blood Ninja

Sex chat terrorism. Warning: dangerous for your tits. Mine were laughed straight the fuck off: Blood Ninja

January 12, 2011

Cross-eyed animals make me laugh.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2011/01/11/vo.germany.cross.eyed.opossum.rtl?hpt=C2

January 8, 2011

"Your Highness"

FUCK yes dudes. Danny McBride wrote a fucking movie set in medieval times. Check out this trailer.

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/11/16/your-highness-trailer/