August 31, 2010
The Buffalo Theory
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
August 27, 2010
August 26, 2010
Bros Like This Site
This site is fucking hilarious. Here's some relevant musings:
Taking Dumps in Places That Aren't Toilets
Drinking Beer Fast
August 24, 2010
'Unsend' with gmail
They would definitely have come in handy this one time I sent a heated email to people from my frat, bemoaning the retardedness of Stanford's housing administration. I clicked 'reply to all' and proceeded to bitch about 'bureaucratic bullshit'. Just as gmail was showing me the 'sending...' message, I noticed that 'reply all' included a member of Stanford's housing administration. I had to send a rather awkward follow up message.
Click here - unsend action
August 12, 2010
August 5, 2010
Grooveshark
Check out this sick site: Gooveshark.com. You can stream everything, including full albums, for free. You can also upload your own music library and access it from anywhere. Dope shit. Here's a blog widget I made with some cool songs I've heard this summer.
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